This Girl Laughing In Her Boyfriend's Face As He Tries To Hold In A Poop Is The Definition Of Evil

This poor, poor man. He is literally hovering over his seat, clinching, trying his best to keep the trap door closed and what does his girlfriend do? She laughs in his face. She takes out her phone and records him at his most vulnerable. For. Shame. M'lady. For shame. 

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If I were him I would've blown ass right there in the front seat. Evacuated in my bowels and glided all the way home. Things are a lot less funny when they smell like carrots and throw up. Hopefully this guy was able to turtle walk his ass to the nearest commode before it got to that point. Take it away, Dave.