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A Belarus Soccer Club Is Dressing Up Mannequins As Fans While They Play During The Coronavirus

This might be quarantine brain talking here, but you know what? Fuck it. I love this move. Why not? Belarus is the only professional soccer league playing right now and because Belarus is fucking insane there's not even a lockdown. That said, fans are staying home, for the most part at least. Home field advantage is important - obviously. So you gotta do something to come up with that advantage besides knowing the field and any weird bounce a ball can take. 

So what do you do? You freak the other team out. You know what's terrifying? Mannequins dressed up with cutouts of human faces. That's just weird looking. Now, the one thing I don't get is why are they wearing different jerseys? Why not just have them all wear the same Dynamo Brest jersey? Seems like a no-brainer. That said, this isn't the first time we've heard something like this happening: 

Now back to the mannequins in Belarus, let's break it down here. There's a 100% chance the guy on the far right is the leader of the hooligans. 

Hell it worked too! They won 2-0. Further proof that mannequins are quite possibly the creepiest goddamn thing in the world. Actually, they are No. 2. Nothing will ever be creepier than a clown. Fuck clowns. You want home field advantage, dress up some clowns in Belarus. That shit will terrify everyone.