LESLIE JORDAN IS A STAR! A FUCKING STAR!

This is exactly how I feel. March has been the longest year in my life and I literally spent an entire year walking in a combat zone looking for IEDs with only my dog and his nose. Today was a fucking war zone in my brain though. Kids driving me nuts, complaining, wasting food, and REFUSING to go outside. March has been the longest year and me and Leslie know it for sure.

I don’t like that Leslie yelled at his momma but we are allowed to be high strung in times of depression, anxiety, and the unknown. And bitch, check check and check. I love you, Leslie. I always will. Apologize to your momma tho. She wants to talk to whoever you’re on the phone with. We all do. Doesn’t matter. Just needs to be a person outside of our house. You know that. That’s why you are dropping fire on the ole gram now.