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Breaking Down Carl vs. Kmarko, Let's Get It On!!!

If you are terrified of COVID-19 do NOT watch this video:

it is SUPER eerie amirite?  Something that would help the masses visualize the spread of this virus? Yep yep yep, and Carl pointed it out today via weblog here...

… and Hubbs blogged a few days ago here:

nbd (in my opinion).  Reblogs happens, especially when you're cranking out 900-1000 blogs a year, give or take.  

But that did NOT sit well with our editor in chief, Kmarko. We got ourselves a Barstool fight!!!!!

IN THE BLUE CORNER, HAILING FROM ST. GERMAINE, BROTHER RICE AND THE UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS, LISTED AT A SLIGHTLY MISHAPEN 6' NOTHING AND WEIGHING IN AT 200 SOMETHING WITH SO MUCH PERSONALITY HE'S ALMOST SCHIZOPHRENIC, BARSTOOL CARRRRLLLLLLL:

IN THE RED CORNER, HAILING FROM EMORY UNIVERSITY LISTED AT 6 FOOT SOMETHING, 170 SOMETHING, "THE EIC" KMARKOOOOOOO:

Now, I want a good, clean fight gentlemen. No punches below the belt and obey my every command. Touch gloves and let's get it on!!!

Round 1 - Kmarko lands a jab:

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Clean shot right on the shnozz. Can't blog 3 day old stories Carl, and yes, one of the editor in chief's jobs is to make sure the blog is running like a well-oiled machine, which includes but is not limited to making sure we aren't blogging old stories. No, he's not sitting there skimming for typos/statistical/grammar errors, etc., nor should he be. He's not a grade school teacher grading spelling tests and holding our hands as we cross the street.

Nevertheless, getting publicly called out by a higher up SUCKS, especially when you don't hardly know the dude at all.  As the referee of this battle, this was my immediate reaction:

BUT CARL COUNTER PUNCHES!!

POW!!! RIGHT IN THE FUCKING KISSER!!!

And Kmarko is down for the fucking count!!! My god in heaven it's a bloodbath!!! Perhaps Kmarko will call in to have it out with Carl on the radio today, and if you'd like, join us on Barstool Radio as we discuss this by shooting us a call between 2-3pm central time:

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