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This Video Showing Where All The Idiot Florida Spring Breakers Traveled Afterwards Is Flat Out Horrifying

FUCK. A big part of the reason the United States has become worse than China in terms of the spread of coronavirus is because of the dipshits who refused to stay home during spring break because mommy and daddy's security deposit was already paid. God forbid you burned a few hundred bucks to sacrifice an entire country fighting off a global pandemic. Yeah fuck that, who wants to do body shots off Chloe's stomach!

The spider query (I just learned that term 60 seconds ago) above shows the impact that was made by the Bradys, Dougs, Troys, Chloes, and Ambers of the world a few weeks ago. This asshole here with somehow a more punchable face than myself is part of the reason we're in this shit as deep as we are. He's the reason that we haven't reached the peak of the spread of this virus yet. 

One single beach in Fort Lauderdale ended up dispersing this much over the U.S. just weeks later. And that's just where they all went. The spread of whatever form of the virus they were carrying probably lights up the U.S. like a Christmas tree. 

If you have the normal flu the contagion rate is around 1.3. That number means how many new infections will happen from just one contagious person. So a person with the flu coming into contact with 10 people would result in around 13 others getting it. With corona that number explodes to 59,000 people after the same impact. Think about what I just said and look at the spread of all those Florida idiots from just one single beach. Oh you think my math is off? It's not. 

 It's nauseating. That fuck face Brady is the reason we may not come out on top of this virus for months, maybe even a year. 

What am I getting at? I don't mean to scare anyone, but I cannot stress enough to stay inside as much as you can. I know many of you are facing a similar issue that I am right now. I want to go home. I'm currently trapped alone in my NYC apartment desperately wanting to be with my family, my dog, and some delicious home-cooked meals. It's all I want. I'm losing my mind here and I haven't been outside in over a week. The only way I can get home is the bus or the train, but there's no chance in hell I'm getting on any of those. That'd be instant corona which I'd bring to my hometown and give to whoever I came in contact with. It's just not worth it. So when you're facing that decision to chance it and go home, think about the impact of that move for a minute. This sucks so much, but we just have to follow the rules given by the CDC and pray it shrinks the infected/death rate over the next few months. 

P.S. I don't love how much data my phone gives off at any given time. Granted I don't have anything to hide, but that's not a fun thing to see on a random Twitter map.