I Am Trying To #STAYME7O, But Holy Shit Carmelo Anthony Is Wearing The Worst Hat I've Ever Seen

Look, I want to be happy for Carmelo Anthony. I really do. He got signed by an NBA team, #NBATwitter essentially threw him an internet parade, and the Blazers are inching closer to a playoff spot. But then he has to go ahead and ruin everything by wearing the worst hat I have ever seen, which is saying something considering Carmelo's previous hat collection.

No New York baseball fan in their right mind would ever wear a Mets/Yankees hybrid hat. There are certain things that just don't mix. Cats and dogs. Gum and nuts. And the logos of the Mets and the Yankees. You don't have to be a Hardo and hate the other team, no matter how arrogant or obnoxious one set of gabagool fans are or salt of the earth and supportive the other fans may be. But you simply cannot rep them both and be able to look yourself in the mirror with your sweet ass Polo Sport shirt (I have fond memories of Polo Sport since it was my first cologne back in 8th grade despite it landing me exactly 0 girls). 

I'm sure a few assholes who say they are BASEBALL fans like that dumb fuck The Empire State Building would disagree.

 But that lanky asshole, along with everyone else who thinks that and especially Carmelo Anthony, are dead wrong.