Taylor Swift Defriended Selena Because She Got Back Together With The Biebs...Naturally

USMagazine  – Taylor Swift has distanced herself from former best friend Selena Gomez after the Disney star reconnected with her infamous ex-boyfriend, 20, sources confirm to Us Weekly. Swift is disgusted that the pair are back together, cutting off her bestie after tweeting just last July that Gomez was “the closest thing I’ve ever had to a sister.” The “Boyfriend” singer sent his ex $10,000 in flowers and flew from Miami to McAllen, Texas to see her on March 7. Two days later, the “Come And Get It” crooner accompanied the Biebs to the SXSW music fest where he sang his hit “As Long as You Love Me” to her.

Wah, wah, wah. Poor Taylor Swift. Seriously Taylor Swift is like a fat girl in a skinny girl’s body. The classic if I can’t get a boyfriend I hope my best friend can’t either and if she does I’m gonna hate her and pretend it’s all the boyfriends fault and not my own insecurities. Grow up Taylor. Everybody knows you’d hop on that Bieber dick if he even made eye contact with you. Stop being such a petty jealous bossy bitch. You hate Bieber because you can’t have him. You hate Selena because she’s sexier than you and guys want to do things to her you didn’t even know existed. Go hang out with Lorde some more. She’s just ugly enough not to make you feel bad about yourself.

Drink it in Taylor. Drink it in.

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