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Andy Reid Said He Didn't Spend Last Night With The Super Bowl Trophy Because He Spent It With His Trophy Wife While Listening To Pitbull

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So it sounds like the Andy Reid Victory Tour has gotten off to quite a caliente start! My word. Not only did Andy climb to the top of the mountain of his profession and eat the biggest cheeseburger in the history of the universe but he got to spend some quality time with the woman he has been spending quality time with for 40+ years as the melodic stylings and incredible endurance of Mr. Worldwide kept things moving.

True king shit. If anybody has earned the right to act a little horny in public while also loading up on brownie points (as well as some extra calories), it's Big Red. Plus for as cool as the Lombardi Trophy is, I imagine it's way too cold and smudges up way too easy to be considered a good bed mate. Hopefully Andy remains as calm as a cucumber off the field as he does on the field.

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