Two Furries Stop An Assault And Perform A Citizens Arrest, Yes Furries

Just a WILD scene. The ultimate don’t judge a book by it’s cover situation because if I were to close my eyes and picture what someone looks like when performing a citizens arrest on a violent criminal it wouldn’t be a stuffed plush pink dinosaur. These people had arguably the best weekend of their lives. I assume if you’re into being a furry than the convention in California is your Super Bowl. I mean look at this dude’s pictures

It looks like a fucking scene.

Then…the number one rush you can get as a person is to citizen arrest someone. I’ve never done it, but I am ALWAYS on the look out for Citizens arrest opportunities. Just imagine that rush. In that moment you’re Jean Claude Van Dam.

YOU’RE UNDER ARREST”

“on whose authority”

“MY AUTHORITY, BITCH. CITIZENS ARREST”

And then you get the key to the city or something. Everyone probably has a hero fantasy. Everyone wants to think of themselves as the action hero in that moment.

In reality though you probably just get your ass kicked or call 9-1-1 from a safe distance. Not these people though. Living a fantasy at the convention and acting one out in the streets. Bad ass stuffed toys. Saved a woman from a supreme asshole. I hope they make an anime movie about these people for the next convention. They deserve it.