Wild Story About How Jeff Bezos' Dick Pics Got Leaked After The Saudi Crown Prince Allegedly Hacked His Cell Phone Through A Text Message
Holy moly. Remember last spring, when Bezos and his wife finalized their divorce? And Mackenzie Bezos ended up walking away with $40 BILLION plus 25% of her and Jeff’s Amazon stock because he had been sexting with his wife’s ‘busty’ friend? Trump called it a ‘beauty’ and it turned into a big thing? Yeah, well apparently the reason those pictures got leaked in the first place was because of this guy.
Cock-eyed Saudi crown prince and multi-gazillionaire, Mohammed bin Salman.
Here’s the story:
Source - The crotch shots that put Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos’ personal life smack dab in the middle of the public eye may have been stolen by Saudi crown prince Mohammed bin Salman, a bombshell report alleges.
The Saudi royal “hacked” the world’s richest man’s phone by sending him a malicious file via chat platform WhatsApp, according to The Guardian. The two men had been having a “seemingly friendly” exchange when the prince sent Bezos the video file. Hidden in the encrypted message was malware that allowed “large amounts of data” to be exfiltrated from Bezos’ phone within hours, the Guardian reported, citing a person familiar with the matter. It noted that it had no knowledge of what was taken from the phone.
The shocking cyberattack was discovered by digital forensic experts who were examining Bezos’ phone following the National Enquirer publishing details about the Amazon chief’s private life.
Bezos’ investigators have “high confidence” that Mohammed bin Salman delivered the video that allowed the Saudis to get into the CEO’s phone and “[gain] private information” about him, according to the report.
An Amazon representative did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
And that’s why you don’t text with crown princes. Why they were in contact in the first place is beyond me, but I guess when you’re the richest guy in the world, you pretty much have access to anyone. That, and you have the ability to wash a LOT of hands. Who knows? All I know is that if I’m Mohammed bin Salma, I’m watching my back. He’s on the wrong side of a guy with way too much money and way too many resources. Not someone you want to piss off.
I actually wrote an entire paragraph as to why I thought Salman wanted the pictures in the first place, but deleted it because it was too political. However I will say this, there is a lot to unpack when it comes to the companies Bezos owns, their employees, and their relationships with Saudi Arabia.
The moral of the story is know who you’re texting. Know who you’re texting and don’t befriend Saudi princes. Now here’s a video of a bunch of puppies playing with babies to get you through your lunch break. Enjoy!