TIM TEBOW HAS OFFICIALLY HAD SEX

Tebow and Nel-Peters announced their engagement last January after less than a year of dating. They later celebrated at Walt Disney World in Florida.

“I’ve been looking forward to three things,” the former NFL star said. “The first moment I see her in her wedding dress, the first kiss, and the first dance together as man and wife. It’s such a special night.”

Tebow, a devout Christian, planned to remain a virgin until marriage.

Reps for Tebow did not immediately return our request for comment.

Congrats on the SEX(and happiness or whatever) Tim Tebow! He said he looked forward to three things…seeing her in a wedding dress…check

First kiss….

Before the wedding, scandalous

And the first dance…

So maybe he hasn’t. I don’t think anyone has sex after a wedding. Especially if it’s your wedding. You’re too tired and drunk. Either way, congrats to the greatest college football player ever on getting through two national championships and being a 1st round draft pick without getting his dick wet. Almost impossible.