Soccer Fan Has The Most Awkward Kiss With Someone Who Is Not His Wife, Immediately Realizes His Life Is Over

This is the most guilty guy I've ever seen. I mean listen, the tweet (no worries, I translated it) says 'be faithful, gentleman.' I didn't need to see that translation to know what happened. This man 100% shared the most awkward kiss ever with someone who is not his wife. In the moment of 5 seconds he went from having a half chub, getting excited about some sneaky sex, focusing on the match and then realizing his life is over. You don't think EVERY SINGLE PERSON in Barcelona is watching this match? We're talking about soccer here. International soccer fans are fucking nuts. This face says it all: 

That's the face of a man who knows he's in trouble. That's the man who just realized he was on camera. That's the man who realized he was on camera with his mistress. 

Can we talk about the kiss by the way? That kiss sucked. That's how you know this isn't a couple. Hell, I'm shocked they are even fucking (allegedly, of course). There's no rhythm. He bobs, she weaves. How are you supposed to be having secret sex with that sort of chemistry? That's how you get caught on camera cheating. 

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