Here's Another Video Of A UFO Sighting *Rolls Eyes*

Ya know what?  I’m sick and fucking tired of UFO’s, aliens, and outer space in general.  Like either obliterate us and wipe our history from the face of the universe or assimilate.  Pick a goddamn lane you assholes.  Like seriously every other day I’m scrolling through twitter or whatever tabloid looking to pass time and I come across a new UFO video and every single goddamn time it’s disappointing.

Like take this video for instance.  It was just released, but recorded in July of 2018 apparently.  I’m sure Mark Tom Delonge was pacing back and forth waiting for this video to come out like Cartman was outside the video game store when he was waiting for the Wii:

only to find out it looked like it was filmed by Abraham Zapruder on some 1960s piece of shit.  It’s just so goddamn old to me.  Either get me some real, concrete footage and evidence they exist or stop wasting my time.  I got blogs to write so other people will waste their time.

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Even the video below sucks and it was filmed by a goddamn camera on one of USA’s fighter jets.  My iPhone has a more defined camera.  If this is the kinda technology we’re working with, how are we supposed to beat Iran in WWIII, let alone extraterrestrials?

Really makes me nervous if we’re being honest.