Kevin Durant Is Back On His Bullshit And Battling With Kendrick Perkins On Twitter

So here I was ready to go to bed, thinking that a video starring Sylvester Stallone, Al Pacino, Jay Glazer, and Guy Fieri would be the content nightcap before I dozed off. 

Nope! It turns out Kevin Durant saw this little A-B conversation between his ex-teammate Kendrick Perkins and Mark D'Amico and decided to C his way into it by dropping a casual nuke on Twitter.

I think we all wondered what a year away from being able to play basketball competitively would do to Kevin Durant with the answer appearing to be him slowly becoming one with the internet and battling people like Neo in The Matrix. And I love it. I don't know if KD saw what Perk said, got tagged in the tweet, or just could sense someone was talking about him because he is so online these days. But stuff like this is what Twitter was built for. Real, honest conversation without the media middleman. It doesn't matter if you are dreaming of drinking ScarJo's bath water or busting your buddy's balls. THIS is what @Jack built the platform for. Not political banter or bickering. But this.

Anyway, Perk took his lump like a champ

While KD appeared to agree to let bygones by bygones

However, I don't know if Perk took those hands shaking as a sign of aggression or maybe a good old fashioned hand-squeeze-off. But he snapped the peace pipe KD had appear to light and decided to bring up the logic that had a bunch of Oklahomans calling him a baked good.

KD responded with a sloth gif

I don't know if this gif was supposed to mean that KD is tired of the same argument or tired because he was arguing with Knicks fans about the Nets relevance in New York until God knows what time last night or if he just felt like a picture was worth a thousand words, which is a sweet way to work around that pesky 280 character limit on Twitter.

What I do know is that this gif probably made you yawn and  KD didn't think that gif was enough and came over the top by reminding Kendrick Perkins how much and well Kendrick Perkins played, which was often and poorly

Followed by Perk throwing the C-word around (no not that one). I don't know how NBA players feel about the word coward, but I imagine it's somewhere in the same realm as being called a Triple B. I also don't see Perk as someone who particularly gives a fuck how other people feel about the words he says.

I don't know how long it'll take KD to respond to this since his mentions have to look like Big Cat's pile at any given moment and he will reply to anyone from an ex-teammate to a faceless troll with 0 followers. But I have to say I love watching Kevin Durant on Twitter about as much as I love watching him on the basketball court.

UPDATE: I just saw Coley published the same story mere seconds before I did, so I have no choice but to buy his child a drum set for his first birthday.