Will JJ Watt Be Joining Kealia Ohai In Chicago?

Chicago's women's soccer team the Red Stars made a nice trade yesterday:

A former #2 pick/captain who scored 11 goals in 10 games before sounds pretty, pretty good so welcome to Chicago, Kealia.

I do have to ask the question though - Does this mean that JJ is coming with? 

We all know that JJ is a devoted partner. That means there's no way he's going to want to be away from his fiancee for too long. He's also a born and bred Midwest boy who I'm sure wouldn't mind finding his way back to the region either. So let's say that as soon as the Texans get bounced by the Chiefs this weekend we get the ball in motion for a Leonard Floyd for JJ Watt trade. The money kinda sorta matches up for 1 year so nobody can tell me that this isn't a fair trade. The money match means everything, forget the value.

So here's a preemptive welcome to Chicago as well JJ. I hope you and Kealia enjoy it here and that you have fun playing on the same line as this guy:

#JJToChicagoIn2020Confirmed