NY Post - There’s no such thing as too close for twin sisters in Australia, who shelled out more than $200,000 to look identical and share a job, a Facebook account, a bed — and a boyfriend. “We’re dating one boy at the moment,” said Anna DeCinque, who with sibling Lucy has had countless procedures in a bid to look exactly like each other. “There are three people in our relationship. We’re sharing.” “It’s not really weird to us,” added Lucy. “We have one boyfriend and all of us share the same bed … We have the same taste in everything, so obviously we’re going to like the same boy, too.” “We’re all together when we have sex, and if we like the same guy, so be it.” The 28-year-old, devoted duplicates have indulged their self-obsession with breast implants, lip enhancements, tattooed eyebrows. They get weekly skin peels and infrared sauna treatments, and have identical diets and exercise routines. The sisters, who were born one minute apart, sleep together in a double bed at a home they share with their 71-year-old mom in Perth. Beauty school dropouts, the DeCinque sisters now share a job serving meals to the elderly, splitting the shifts and a paycheck. The money goes to their shared beauty obsession, body-hugging mini-skirts and matching stilettos. “We like looking after ourselves, what girl doesn’t?” said Anna. “We never wear the same outfit twice when we go out,” said Lucy. “Everything has to be new.” “When we go out, we get so many guys saying they want to marry the both of us or date the both of us,” boasted Anna. “We can’t imagine a day when we’re not in each other’s company,’’ added Lucy. “And, to be honest, I don’t think that would ever happen.”
This, my friends, is some kinky, kinky shit. Like I’m usually down with the most disgusting, depraved shit that goes on out there in this weird, weird world. But this even seems a little wacky by my standards. Perhaps its because these bitches are straight up terrifying. Ugly as sin with a twist of major creepiness. If you guys are gonna drop 200 grand on surgery to look the same, why don’t you try to get hot while you’re at it? Be identical and hot instead of identical and ugly. The look like something designed to scare you in a funhouse or something.
I’m trying to put myself in the boyfriends shoes. Lets assume these chicks were hotter than this. Would you wanna date 2 sisters that are virtually identical? Looks wise and everything else? Upside being threesomes pretty much every time you fuck, downside being you basically have twice the nagging, twice the jealousy, twice the fighting, twice the periods, twice the emotions. Thats a major roll of the dice. Kinky weird sister threesomes is probably some crazy, kinky, weird sex thats very tough to top. But the risk you run of being tag teamed in every other aspect of life is downright reckless. I think what you gotta do is date them and play them against each other. Be like “Lucy gives better blow jobs than you, Anna.” Get them in a blow job war. “Anna loves when I F her in the A, Lucy.” Get them giving up all sorts of freaky shit just to one up the other. If you’re gonna deal with the hassle of 2 identical girlfriends you better maximize the benefits of 2 identical girlfriends.