Listen, we exaggerate a lot on this website. We use all kinds of hyperbole in our headlines, our blogs, our videos, our podcasts, our whatevers. I want you to know I am using no hyperbole in this blog. This is a serious report and a piece of unbiased factual journalism, and nothing else.
Now that we've got that out of the way, I'd like to say that the above video proves that Daisy Ridley is the most perfect human being to ever walk the face of the Earth. Or Jakku.
We already knew she could rap...
...but c'mon! We didn't know she had bars like that!!!
Daisy was jumping up and down through different flows, naming weird ass alien species on the way, having to remember when soundbites would be implemented, and didn't slip up once! Even threw in a Oh, and she took us through each and every movie in the Skywalker Saga in the process, in release order. Sweet...sweeeeet...RELEASE ORDER!!!
Yeah, she ain't no Rone, who put on what esteemed Battle Rappers are calling the greatest battle rap performance of all time this weekend...
She's pretty fuckin good for a celebrity that has publicly rapped maybe a handful of times in her life tho!
Also, you may remember this blog from a few months ago…
Dave, to that, I say (with the utmost respect):
If Daisy's gonna be hoistin one of our lightsabers, I promise you, it'll be mine.