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In Case You Were Wondering What The Perfect Family Looks Like

 

This picture should be the cover page of the Constitution. I want to bury it in my backyard. I want to put it in a time capsule and lock it away beneath the dirt so that one day it can be unearthed and people of the future will know what perfection looks like. The quarterback and his smokeshow wife in front of the firetruck from Cars at Disneyland. There’s your American Dream.

 

PS – Hi hater

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