Dion Waiters Missed Tonight's Game In LA Because He... Ate FAR Too Many Edibles

Repeat after me: you can always eat more edibles, you cannot eat less edibles. That is the golden rule. They seem harmless, they might feel like they haven’t kicked in yet but patience is a virtue when it comes to edibles. I don’t care how long you’ve smoked. I don’t care what your tolerance for regular old weed is, how many blunts you face daily, none of that. Edibles are a whole different beast entirely. And it would appear Dion Waiters learned this lesson the hard way. I cannot think of a worse place to be stuck on too many edibles than an airplane. The top of one of those unnecessarily tall skyscrapers in Dubai perhaps? I don’t know, all I know is there aren’t many good places too be when your skeleton is trying to escape your skin but I’m positive the last place I’d want to be is a tin bird 30,000 feet above ground.

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I’m glad Dion is ok, let this be a lesson to the rest of the League: