Justin Verlander Getting Shown Up By Simone Biles Is Certainly A Tough Scene
Simone Biles was the best athlete at Minute Maid Park last night. She could go to any MLB game and be the best athlete there. She has 4 Olympic gold medals, 19 World Championship gold medals, and she’s able to do shit that most humans would only believe if it was CGI. With that being said, she’s not a pitcher. However, she was still able to do whatever this trick was in a pair of jeans and then send some straight gas right down the middle of the plate.
Then you’ve got Justin Verlander (Kate Upton’s husband). He’s an 8x all-star. He’s a Cy Young Award winner. He’s a World Series champion. Most career strikeouts in MLB postseason history. But I guess he was just a little spooked to take the mound after such a dominating performance from Simone Biles. I mean she can flip around in a pair of jeans and still deliver a strike. Verlander can’t even fall and not throw the ball off of his own leg.
Advertisement
Regular season through ALCS Verlander:
World Series Verlander:
Big yikes.
Just when you thought you could count on a guy to not hand DC another title.