Connor McDavid Isn't Human

Connor McDavid is not a human. There is no way a human could possibly move this fast. McDavid is the best hockey player on the planet and goals like this show why. He was born in a hockey factory, built to score goals, skate fast, and waste away in Edmonton.

But on a real note, the Oilers are BUZZZZING this season. At 6-1-0, the team is actually looking like a team that might be able to do some damage this year. Imagine if this team adds Taylor Hall at the deadline too? I know Jordie already blogged it but that would without a doubt be the craziest hockey story of the decade. They spanked the Flyers 6-3 on Wednesday night and actually looked like a good hockey team, front to back.

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It sucks you have to wait up late as fuck if you want to watch McJesus, we need to get this guy on the East Coast so we can get some more eyes on him. Half the people who watch the NHL are asleep right now and aren’t even able to see the gift that is Connor McDavid.