Want To Guess If Bruce Allen Is Being A Huge Fuck Boy When It Comes To Trading Trent Williams To The Browns? Spoiler: He Is!
So this Tweet emerged out of the clouds yesterday from Steve Doerschuk, best known from when I embedded his tweet right above this paragraph. He has 9,000 followers and doesn’t seem to be affiliated with any real news or media outlet. But people seemed to run with that tweet anyway, sparking heavy rumors that Trent to the Browns was imminent. I wasn’t so sure though, and sure enough, it seemed to be just another leak for the sake of leaking wrong information.
Pro Football Talk - Maybe a dysfunctional team will indeed continue to do dysfunctional things.
Amid a rumor from Steve Doerschuk of the Canton Repository linking Washington tackle Trent Williams to the Browns, Washington has put out the word that a trade isn’t happening.
Via Les Carpenter of the Washington Post, team officials “emphatically insist” that the rumor of a Trent Williams trade to Cleveland are not true.
It’s so classic Bruce Allen it hurts. Leaks something and then emphatically denies it. He does it allllll the time. It’s his bread and butter. But John Dorsey wasn’t about to let him off the hook that easy:
In other words, “yes we’ve talked to them about trading for him, but Bruce Allen is so impossible to talk to, such a fucking weasel fuck boy, that we literally could not have any sort of reasonable discussion”.
And keep in mind, Trent Williams, Trent FREAKIN’ Williams, is just sitting at home as he’d rather not play football than ever play a snap for the Washington Redskins. Leaving $13 million behind because he just does not want to play for this god-forsaken team. And Bruce Allen would rather dick around with a shit-eating grin on his face than trade him.
Things will never, ever change.
