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Everything With The Cowboys Is Fine, Why Do You Ask?

How’s everything with the Cowboys these days? Good, great, grand, wonderful, fine thanks for asking. Why are you even asking? What’s wrong with the Cowboys? They’re in first place! It’s not like they lost to a QB who nearly died every time he dropped back today. It’s not like they’ve lost three straight games after looking like world beaters the first three weeks of the season. At this rate Dak’s going to re-sign for the league minimum, which is great news for a team wondering how they’re going to afford to keep all their players. And Jason Garrett has done such a good job blending into the background his players no longer even notice him!