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I Wish Pablo Picasso Was Alive To Paint This Picture Of A Very Nice Women Showing Post Malone Her Boobies

This is an all-time rockstar picture. Amazing awareness by the photographer to capture this beautiful moment. Packed house. Hands in the air. Blonde girl on some poor schleps  shoulders who she’s not going to be having intercourse with later that night or any night for that matter. Who would she have sex with that night if given the opportunity? Post Malone. So she figured she’d do the next best thing. Ask her very close, platonic friend to hop up on his shoulders and expose Post Malone to her hopefully 18+ year old breasts. I have to imagine these must have been an incredible pair of fun bags for Post Malone to react in that kind of manner. He really hit her with the “Wow” face (pun gawd). The amount of warlocks Post Malone has seen is his life while performing must be staggering. For him to react with that facial expression with what he’s seen in his life, those must have been one special pair of tits. I wish Pablo Picasso was alive to turn this into a painting. I don’t know what famous painters are still alive but if I was Post Malone I’d find the best artist on the planet and pay them a lot of money to recreate this picture. Toss it in the same room as his MTV Music Award and the Grammy nominations. Do they even have trophies for Grammy nominations? Maybe a plaque or something? I have no idea but either way this picture is incredible.