Frankie Muniz Is Currently The Horniest Man On The Internet

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GO TF OFF KING! DEGRADE YOURSELF! GET WALKED AROUND TOWN LIKE A FRENCH BULLDOG! CARRY HER PURSE! AS A MATTER OF FACT, FUCK THAT, BECOME HER PURSE! SEW A ZIPPER ACROSS YOUR ASS AND STAPLE A STRAP ACROSS YOUR SHOULDER BLADES! GET THAT QUEEN TO SPIT IN YOUR MOUTH BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY! DOUBLE TWEET HER SO THAT SHE KNOWS YOU MEAN BUSINESS! ACCOST HER POSTMATES DELIVERY DRIVER IF THEY VEER FROM THE ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME BY EVEN A SECOND! WE STAN A DANGEROUSLY HORNY KING!