PEOPLE IN VEGAS ARE FREAKING OUT OVER MULTIPLE UFO'S ... Or, You Know, US Navy Parachuters *Wink* Arriving For A Soccer Match

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Pretty big 24 hour stretch for aliens. Possibly a bigger 24 hour stretch for soccer. Tough to tell really. But now we have everyone in Las Vegas freaking the fuck out because they see some weird lights.

We gotta address the first issue here. Vegas. Weird lights. That seems like an every night occurrence, plus can we trust anyone in Vegas calling in things? People hallucinate out there. People battle heat stroke for Christ’s sake!

But now I’m a little suspicious. Sure, they are saying it’s the US Navy Parachuters coming in for the Leagues Cup game. But, that’s what they want you to think. I mean the US government is covering up aliens! Now you’re trying to tell me this is the US Navy – for a Leagues Cup soccer match?!? I’m not buying it. Oh, and who in the government confirmed it:

Let’s also put two and two together. If you’re an alien and you’ve been watching us for years, where do you want to go first? Vegas. Aliens probably fucking love Vegas. They’d blend right in, probably get hot at the craps table and observe us up close and personal.