Just When You Think LeBron Couldn't Be A Bigger Asshole, He Goes And Tries To Trademark Taco Tuesday

Just when you think you made it to football season and can escape him, think again. The only thing that could ruin the first Saturday of college hoops and the true first day of multiple TVs (solid start to the morning with Premier League, FIBA World Cup and pregame shows) this happens.

LeBron out assholes himself.

It’s nearly impossible to do that, but here he is trying to claim Taco Tuesday. What the fuck is this? You can’t just claim Taco Tuesday. This isn’t a new thing. You didn’t invent this. You ruined it, if anything.

Hey, LeBron here are some other ideas to try and trademark:

‘TGIF’ - people will thank God it’s Friday

‘Just Do It’ – put it on athletic wear and watch it skyrocket

‘One bite’ – because the content would be amazing

I just can’t get over the fact he’s out here trying to declare Taco Tuesday as his. This is something that every restaurant, every household, every person has said for years. Taco Tuesday is something everyone partakes together. One single person can’t just sit here and say it’s theirs, that’s not how it works. But I can’t be surprised with this asshole.

If anything I think we need to get our lawyers on the line because Clem was ahead of the game: