I Could Listen to Jon Gruden Talk About Rodney Harrison Making Backs Shit Themselves All Day

Leave it to Jon Gruden to sum up one of the greatest to ever play the game so succinctly. To boil Rodney Harrison’s Hall of Fame-worthy career down to its essence. If justice is ever served and he does get inducted into Canton, this should be his introduction. “Our next inductee, he had all the moves. He could drop a house on you and make a back shit himself. But the he had enough wiggle, he could jump over you, he could go around you. Ladies and gentlemen … Rodney Harrison.”

Jonathan Abram can fuck right off for not knowing who Rodney is. Learn the history of those who came before you, scrub. Harrison had chunks of guys like you in his stool.