White Trash Bride Walks Down The Aisle To Buckcherry's "Crazy Bitch"

Obviously the star of the show here is the Dad who’s utterly appalled here:

Kissing his son’s forehead and covering his ears and looking around for answers like “Did I just hear what I think I heard? Was that the F word? What in Sam Hill is going on here?” Looks like Frank Ricard in Old School when the wedding singer starts dropping F bombs in the middle of Total Eclipse of the Heart:

Anyway here’s my question though – how is this dude and his kid even at this wedding? How is he so shocked? Did he really expect her to stroll down the aisle to Pachelbel’s Canon in D? If this chick is the type to do her wedding march to the lyrics “You fuck so good I’m on top of it,” and you’re good enough friends with her to be front row at the wedding, I’m pretty sure you should have seen something like this coming. There must have been a couple red flags alone the way saying she probably wasn’t going to have the most traditional of weddings. Its not like you’re on Hidden Camera, bud. You’re just at a white trash wedding. You and your son should just enjoy the Sweet Butt pussy thats roaming around that place and never tell Mom what happened.