LaVar Ball Says 'When You're Rich, You're Already Good Looking' ... No Doy (Not That I Can Relate)

This is the correct version of Michael Scott saying he wants to be feared and loved. LaVar Ball sounds like the smartest man in the world. When you’re rich, you are really good looking. Money speaks more than having hair or being the correct weight or being tall. Being rich you can fix all of that too. You can go to the right doctor and spend that cash which is nothing to you anymore. I mean look at some of these glow ups (I believe that’s the term people use) once they got money.

Brady becomes rich, lands Gisele.

Dave Portnoy becomes rich and immediately grows a luscious mustache. That’s a rich man mustache.

Just a couple examples that should resonate with the readers, old blogging school trick. You become rich, you become hot. Pretty simple here. LaVar Ball really is Michael Scott here. He’s even helping out at a charity event – no word if it’s rabies though.

Now as I say in the title, I can’t relate. I’m not rich. I’m Cincinnati comfortable at best. Maybe after college hoops season and if I go 3 years in a row nailing my future bet from the preseason I can be Cincinnati rich. Little steps. Then it’s fixing the hair.