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Old Man Gives An All Time Interview After Tree Crushes A Car In His Front Yard

“What guy doesn’t like destruction? That’s why we go to demolition derbies!” Couldn’t have said it better myself, Billy. I’d be just as excited if a tree destroyed a car in my front yard – just as long as it wasn’t my own car. Unfortunately, like Billy said, that poor girl can’t get to school now. I don’t know what she’s gonna do, but if I were her I’d stay as far away from Billy as possible. He seemed a little too excited at the prospect of her being stranded in the neighborhood. Oh well. Hell of an interview. Someone already remixed it.