DeMarcus Cousins Playing In A $100 Rec League Is The Most Unfair Thing I've Ever Seen

This is laugh out loud funny. DeMarcus Cousins is playing in this LifeTime rec league. According to their website, here are the requirements:

I’m not sure what’s funnier. The thought of DeMarcus Cousins paying $89-119 to play in this league or some random dude in his 20s paying that, showing up to the game and then having to get matched up against DeMarcus Cousins. It’s probably a Tuesday night, you get out of your accounting cube, heat up some left over pasta and get to the gym 10 minutes before the game starts. You look out and this guy is in the layup line looking like LeBron at his son’s AAU game

Let’s check in on his Rec League stats:

Yep, all looks about right. Well, wait. They are 1-2?!? How the hell is a team with DeMarcus Cousins 1-2?!? He’s out here getting run, clearly, playing over 40 minutes per game. I have no idea how long these games are, but the fact that he’s getting up 20+ shots in 40+ minutes is about right. I just have no idea how the hell this team is 1-2. Who is beating this team? How do you stop DeMarcus Cousins? Look at that video again. He’s playing against me, you and 3 of our friends.

I do love the 0 offensive rebounds. Just hanging out, he’s not dealing with offensive rebounds. Triple double in that last outing though. I need a full video of Boogie playing in one of these games.