Of Course LeBron Made A Scouting Report About Bronny All About LeBron

Yeah, sure, LeBron being a supportive dad. Whatever. This is a laugh out loud funny scouting report of Bronny. I mean first off, well coached? Yeah, I bet you think he’s going to be well coached, LeBron. I don’t know why you’d think that? Perhaps it’s all the times you hijack the goddamn AAU team from his coach?

Now you’re telling me he doesn’t care about rankings? Last time I checked his name is LeBron James Jr., even if you said you didn’t want to name him that because of the pressure. You’re telling me the kid of LeBron doesn’t care about rankings? Let’s take a quick look through history here:

Just be honest one time, LeBron.