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Over 120,000 Alien Truthers Have Pledged To Storm Area 51, LET'S GO

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(Metro)–The audacious plan is set for September 20, 2019 at 3am and is being organised through Facebook. Those taking part will meet at the Area 51 Alien Center in Amargosa Valley, Nevada and then proceed to Area 51 – a classified remote part of the US Air Force’s Edwards Air Force base. Nevertheless, at the time of writing, 129,000 people have indicated they’ll be taking part in ‘Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All Of Us’ and a further 163,000 have said they are interested. Clearly not ones to sweat the finer details of such a daring attempt, the group’s organisers have outlined the approach thus: ‘If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.’ Naruto running is a meme inspired by an anime character called Naruto Uzumaki who has a distinctive running style.

Oh FUCK yes! This is why I need to get back on facebook. Facebook is for organizing. They haven’t gathered a protest, they’ve raised an army. And this is the type of organization I need to be in. Actually, I don’t want to be “in”. I want to be near. I want to be able to identify the crazy. I want to talk to them. I want to know the type of people who think that they can “move faster than their bullets” on their way to find the Aliens. I want to be in the group chat with them, show up to the front lines, and then wish them luck as I high tail it back to my hotel room in the Nevada desert. Even though I am totally down with invading Area 51 or Area S-4(as Bob Lazar detailed), but I am NOT fucking with the Federal Government on this one, personally. Do you know what kind of stuff they’re doing at Area 51? Well, no, you don’t. Nobody does. What I do know is that Area 51 is on the cutting edge of “fuck your shit up” technology. I think there might be some alien shit in Area 51, and the public should be allowed to know about it, BUT…there’s also a ton of other shit being developed there. Stuff like the Stealth Bomber

Area 51 develops technology for demolishing real armies. Not a facebook army of alien hunting psychopaths. So am I going to go ahead and say that this mission to find the aliens at Area 51 and over-throw one of the most secretive and protected military installations in the world is a bad idea, and not good. Good luck finding aliens/not dying though. Rooting for you guys.