HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!
AND THE BIKE KEPT IT MOVING!!! JESUS TOOK THE
Listen, before you say anything, I know, I know. I don’t condone kids fighting or whatever. Sucks to see. Hate to see sucker punches, too. Truly terrible stuff.
HOWEVAH, if shit like this is going down in kid fights, let’s get a commission on the line and start a promotion, because that was one of the greatest, most impressive uses of combat sports and extreme sports put together I’ve ever seen. Homeboy rode his bike away, pissed, and somewhere along the ride thought, “Hold up. What if I just drive back, hop off my bike, sucker punch that motherfucker, and get back on the bike?”, and IT WORKED! What the fuck?! How?! He even went full AIR JORDAN with his shot!
I really hope that little psychopath was on the winning side of that argument, because I’m just rooting for him in life now.
UPDATE: Apparently this is like a decade old? I don’t care. It’s incredible and deserves to be seen again.