Big Day For The Biden Family: VP Joe Pledges To Cure Cancer And His Son Married A South African Rocket

(NYP)–The second son of 2020 presidential hopeful Joe Biden recently got hitched in a secret ceremony to Melissa Cohen, a South Africa-born divorcée who now lives in Los Angeles, according to sources.

Cohen is originally from Johannesburg, where her parents, Lee and Zoe, still live.

Congratulations to Hunter Biden and his new wife Melissa. I don’t know anything about Melissa Cohen-Biden, other than she isn’t the widow of his recently deceased brother like his previous girlfriend, Hallie Biden. I’d say that is a step in the right direction. Did Hallie Biden get an invite to the wedding? I mean she’s family, you’d think she’d at least be there escorting Hunter’s nieces and nephews, but it’s also pretty weird to have your ex at the wedding. Either way, I am sure the reception was LIT 

Not sure if Joe Biden could make it since he was on the campaign trail

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Biggest move by a politician since Gore invented the internet. Pretty much have to vote for Biden now. If you don’t people are going to keep dying from cancer. Just wondering why he didn’t put it in the White House suggestion box when he had Obama’s ear for 8 years. I mean, you’d think curing cancer is something Obama would be interested in. Either way, great day for the Biden family.