Passing Up On $532,000 Because You Wouldn't Kiss a Frog On 'Deal Or No Deal' Is One Of The Dumber Decisions In Game Show History

There’s nothing like a random game to create when you’re drunk/high/bored and way too lazy to go out. Lately my friends and I have been watching old ‘Deal or No Deal’ episodes on YouTube and invented this betting game to go with it. It’s as simple as can be. Everyone picks a case beforehand and the person who has the highest $ amount in their case wins. All players’ cases need to be opened for the game to be official. If one of your cases is still unopened by the time the person takes their deal, then the game is a no-contest and no one wins. Obviously the stakes are up to the players. Yesterday we played for lunch.

So who the hell knows when the episode we watched was from, but it was outrageous. This woman was lucky enough to be on the show when the whole right side, minus like two cases, were switched out to be worth a million dollars each, which was part of the “Million Dollar Mission” they had going. She was terrible at the game. She knocked out like 5 million dollar cases right off the bat. The banker kept offering her deals in the $100,000 to $180,000 range but she wasn’t having any of it.

With just three million dollar cases and like seven cases with less than $5000 left, the banker offered her $266,000. That is a FUCK TON of money. On top of all that, the show offered to DOUBLE her offer if she kissed a frog. DOUBLE. That means her new offer was $532,000!!!!! All she had to do was kiss a fucking frog. Her boyfriend/fiancee was BEGGING her to take the deal. He was practically on his hands and knees. All he kept saying was “let’s go home.” That is a life changing amount of money. That changes everything. What happened? She said no deal. I almost fainted. What do you mean no deal? Why?

The entire episode all she kept saying how she didn’t want to sell her wedding ring again and that she wanted money for her wedding. Woman, how expensive do you want your wedding to be? Is Beyonce showing up to this thing? What are we doing here? You get offered $532,000 you smooch that frog, take the money and run out of the building as fast as you can. If I’m the boyfriend I’m hijacking the game and pressing the ‘deal’ button without hesitation. I know money isn’t everything and it doesn’t buy happiness (BULLSHIT) but $532,000 is $532,000. She said no thanks, no frog kiss, and kept playing. What happened next? She won the million dollars right? Of course not. She picked two of the three million dollar cases immediately after and had to settle for $116,000. Listen, that’s still a nice amount of cash but when you leave that much money on the table (the second most money you can possibly walk away with in terms of the cases available) you need to be stripped of your rights as a citizen in this country. You wouldn’t kiss a harmless frog? It’s not like the frog is poisonous. This is ‘Deal or No Deal’ not ‘Fear Factor’ or ‘Survivor.’ I would have probably fucked the frog if that much money was on the line. I hope the boyfriend left the family. You have to call off the wedding. You cannot go through with that ordeal if your future wife is that stupid. That’s as big of a red flag as they come folks. This woman made me irrationally angry.