Golden State May Have Won The Game, But Toronto Fans Set The Record For Most People Eating Bagged Spaghetti At Once
Credit to the Golden State Warriors. Obviously a team playing in their 5th straight NBA Finals would know how to respond after losing a game on the road, and come back to even up the series 1-1. That’s great for them and everything but let’s not start acting like they’ve won shit yet. Because despite their best efforts in game 2, they still didn’t put on the best performance of the night.
No, no, no.
That distinct honor goes to this elite crew at Jurassic Park. Just 7 dudes rocking 7 Andrea Bargnani jerseys while gassing down 7 bags of spaghetti. And that right there is the exact type of performance you’re looking for once you reach the Finals. I mean there’s a chance that we only have 3 games left in the NBA season. This is the time of the year that you need to leave it all out there. Don’t take home any regrets. If you think that crushing some bagged spaghetti with your boys is going to be the difference maker in this series, well then you crush some bagged spaghetti with your boys. Because you sure as shit can’t do it in July once the season is over.
This is the game within the game. Which is often times more important than the game itself. So sure, the series is tied 1-1 right now. But factor in the fact that Toronto has set the record for most amount of fans demolishing bagged spaghetti, and game 3 is practically an elimination game for Golden State now.
Obligatory.