I don’t know the exact moment that we all collectively realized “damn…Keanu Reeves is the man huh?” and he just became universally accepted as The Man, but god damn has that really taken over. Remember when he was just Sad Keanu Meme?
Now he’s Everyone’s Favorite Person On Earth. I guess it’s because there’s so many stories like this floating around – Keanu buying an ice cream cone he didn’t want just to get the receipt paper to sign an autograph for the 16 year old ticket taker who was too nervous to ask.
Sneaky best part is, “I don’t work here.” Perfectly Keanu. I can picture his face vividly while saying it too. Completely serious and sincere. Slightly confused. Wondering if maybe HE’S in the wrong, and he works there and just forgot about it.
Not-sneaky best part is him wearing a fucking horse riding helmet.
Anyway I saw John Wick 3 yesterday and it was really good. I’d say better than the second, not as good as the first. Probably a 93 Kmarko Tomatoes. Wick 1, 98 tomatoes, Wick 2, 90 tomatoes.
Desert scene, kinda lame. Fight scene with Halle Berry and the dogs, ohhhhhh hell yeah.