I EAT ASS Bumper Sticker Guy Has Donations Flooding In To Fight For His Right To Eat Ass #AssEatinSZN
Just when you think humanity has hit its low point, a story comes along that reminds you it’s not all bad. That people are inherently good. That we still have the empathy to support those in need, who have been wronged unjustly.
Today’s display of this goodwill comes from the fine people of the internet banding together to come to the aid of Florida I EAT ASS guy.
Patriots of this great country, UNITE!
I place no blame on this Florida police officer to be fair. He is just doing his job enforcing the laws that the legislative body of Florida have imposed on him.
Those lawmakers though? Talk about a bunch of herbs who have never eaten ass.
We can all take a little comfort in the fact that their wives are all scattered about at different houses in the neighborhood right now – while their husbands are at work trampling on civil rights – getting their asses eaten.