Xavier Woods Marking Out To Batista's Entrance Rehearsal At WrestleMania Is Fucking Hilarious Stuff

Just when I think I couldn’t love Xavier Woods any more, he goes and uploads this video of him going just as nuts as I did for Batista’s return at WrestleMania this weekend…

…which my neck still hurts because of. I don’t know who the bigger Drax fan is, honestly, between Xavier, myself, and Kumail Nanjiani!

Xavier also rocked the fuck out to Seth Rollins’ theme with Big E last night at RAW…

…and cried his eyes out when speaking about Kofi Kingston’s path to the WWE Championship following his win over Daniel Bryan at the Show of Shows, which cemented him at the true winner of this week for me, because fuck, man…

…that shit is EMOTIONAL!

I love this dude, and I love Kofi and Big E as well. Carrabis and I mentioned how much we’d love to see Kofi/Big E main event SummerSlam, with Xavier playing the down the middle, not knowing which way to turn role before eventually stabbing Kofi in the back making he and Big E the biggest heels in the company, but I don’t think I’m ready for that emotional trauma just yet. Maybe that means it’s the perfect time to do it, though? Fuck. I DON’T KNOW!