Charlize Theron Says She's ‘Shockingly’ Single and ‘Somebody Just Needs To Grow a Pair and Step Up’ To Ask Her Out

So Charlize Theron is ‘shockingly single’ and “somebody just needs to grow a pair and step up” to ask her out. Well hello Charlize, how do you do? I’m a pretty athletic 25 year old blogger with a receding hairline, have self-diagnosed arthritis in my right hand, is moving into New York City in a few months, oh and I love baseball. By the looks of this photo, you love baseball too! (Insert eyeball emoji)

I’m also shockingly single, and just like you am waiting for someone to step up and ask me out. I don’t need any other evidence to see that we are a match made in heaven. You’re 43? Age is just a number in my book, my lady. So what do you say? I know a great chocolate wine bar in the city that will make you fall head over heels for me. Take a chance. This is me stepping up to the plate and growing a pair. I’m a big fan of your work and how you do the thing where you don’t age.

It’s wild that you can be that gorgeous and that high level of a celebrity and be desperately single. Makes you think she has a crazy side to her where she insists on punching you in the face during sex or constantly Facetimes you when you’re not together. I’m game. Charlize, if you want to know more about the man who has just written these beautiful words, follow me on Instagam @Eric_Hubbs.