Jeff Bezos Has Officially Won His Divorce, Will Keep 75% Of His Amazon Stock

Source -  Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and MacKenzie Bezos have finalized their divorce agreement.

They each released statements on Twitter on Thursday saying they had “finished the process of dissolving” their marriage and would be co-parenting their four kids.

In her statement, MacKenzie Bezos said she was granting Jeff Bezos all her interests in The Washington Post and Blue Origin, as well as 75% of the Amazon stock they owned and voting control over the shares she’s retaining.

Her remaining stake in Amazon is estimated to be worth about $35.7 billion at current prices, which would make her the third-richest woman in the world, according to Forbes’ list.

I know that $35.7 billion is a lot of money, but if I’m MacKenzie Bezos I am taking Jeff to the fucking CLEANERS. He cheated on you and got caught. Wake up, babe. That’s worth at least another $50 billion. Send his ass back to the garage like it’s 1999. They each released statements on twitter following the finalization.

The world was hoping for a bloodbath and they gave us quite possibly the most mature, civil divorce in the history of divorces.

Will this make a difference in either one’s life? Probably not, but I like to think that at least one of them will go on some sort of tear. Maybe a spending spree, maybe a super hot celebrity spouse, maybe one of them will buy a sports team?

Who knows? All I know is that even though MacKenzie lost the battle she won the war. She’s set for life and doesn’t have to deal with any of the headaches that comes with running one of the largest companies in the world. All she has to do is sit back and watch her money multiply until she dies. What a life.