Horny Catholic Mom Begs Women To Stop Wearing Yoga Pants At Notre Dame

“I thought of all the other men around and behind us who couldn’t help but see their behinds,” the self-described Catholic mother of four sons wrote in a letter to the editor that was published by the Observer, Notre Dame’s student newspaper, on Monday. “My sons know better than to ogle a woman’s body — certainly when I’m around (and hopefully, also when I’m not). They didn’t stare, and they didn’t comment afterwards. But you couldn’t help but see those blackly naked rear ends. I didn’t want to see them — but they were unavoidable. How much more difficult for young guys to ignore them.”

This is the horniest mom I’ve ever seen. She’s in Catholic mass and about to beat her dick because all the ladies in church are wearing leggings. Uhhh, eyes up here… at the cross… mom. Focus on what matters. Come as you are.

Even her college-aged sons weren’t meat gazin at the collegiate buttcheeks that covered the cathedral. Those good Catholic boys were being good Catholic boys. Meanwhile, the mom is clutching her pearls so tightly because she’s thinking about a pearl neckless. Horned up on campus. Unbecoming to say the least.

Let the women wear what they want, mom. If you wanna keep your FUPA tied up behind the high walls of Guess Mom Jeans, that’s on you. It’s 2019 and we aren’t leggings shaming anymore. They are comfortable, affordable, and we are proud of our bodies now.