SELL THE TEAM! SELL THE TEAM! SELL THE TEAM!
There is a battle going on right now at The Mecca. The Joffrey of Madison Square has decided that he will silence anybody that tells him he wants him to sell the team for billions of dollars. But we will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! For every man he bans from The Garden, we will send 100 more in his place with these shirts on and we will not back down until our Ewok owner has sold his team for enough money to send his ass back to Endor. Buy a shirt, wear it to MSG, and tell that insufferable asshole that you want his ass as far away from your team as possible (also works for fans of criminally cheap owners that own a team in Queens, so this is pretty much 2 shirts for the price of one which means you are actually taking money out of Portnoy’s pocket).
And in case an attack on the First Amendment as well as almost two full decades of losing wasn’t enough to convince you to buy one of these, this should do the trick.