Was This Mouse Moment The Lowest Moment In the History of Barstool Sports?

Listen I didn’t want to post this video. I really didn’t. It’s embarrassing to myself, Mouse and everybody associated with Barstool Sports. But I just wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t. So for those following along with this storyline you know that White Sox Dave officially died when Manny Machado signed with the Padres yesterday. WSD promised he’d chain himself to a statue outside the White Sox stadium if the Sox didn’t get him. Then in what is apparently an alarming trend for WSD he just decided he wouldn’t be a man of honor and integrity and follow through on his threats. I was so distraught by his lack of integrity that I had him call into Barstool Radio where he had no explanation or answers other than admitting he was a Mouse of a man.

Well apparently this stunt was his attempt at trying to regain a shred of dignity. Now keep in mind this is a public statue. Anybody can just walk up to it so I’m not exactly sure what Mouse thinks this accomplished here, but it’s very sad. This entire thing is very sad. And just so people don’t get it twisted I am rooting for Mouse. I pay Mouse’s salary. Nobody wants a Mouse in the House. I just don’t know how to save him at this point. He has gone full mouse and he may never return.