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Devour's "Frozen Food Porn Addiction" Already Wins Best Super Bowl Commercial

I think everyone can agree that the most over talked about part of the Super Bowl is the commercials.  I can’t remember a year where they actually lived up to their hype.  Sure, the Budweiser clydesdale commercials always make me weep like a baby but it’s largely a collection of brands that try too hard to be funny or edgy.

Until now.  Touch em all Kraft Heinz!  They knocked this commercial out of the PARK.  And the best part?  You know this is going to drive some people beyond mad.  I can already see the emails from suburban stay at home moms rolling in to Devour’s parent company Kraft Heinz PR people already, and I’m here for it:

TO: pr@kraftheinz.com
From: momof4boyzandagurl@aol.com

Subject: YOUR SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL WAS FILTHY

What were you thinking when you decided to put this on TV, Devour?  I just caught all 4 of my sons watching pornography thanks to your disgusting food porn commercial!  REMOVE THIS FROM AIRWAVES IMMEDIATELY OR YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY HUSBAND WHO’S A HIGH POWERED REAL ESTATE ATTORNEY IN NAPERVILLE!!!

THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING,

Peggy