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Nothing Like Waking Up At 3:00AM And Finding Out You're An Australian Tennis Star

Last night, I woke up around 3:00AM like I do most nights. I used to think I was an insomniac, but through watching horror movies I’ve gathered enough of an understanding of the paranormal to know that there is something incredibly spooky about 3 o’clock in the morning.

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Screen Shot 2019-01-14 at 8.10.04 AMAfter looking into the subject matter I learned a few things about 3am and ghosts …

#1. Ghosts n evils spirits are different. (I trust anyone smart enough to save time abbreviating and with the single letter – n)

#2. Full on Demons are free to walk the earth at 3am, not just standard spirits due to a weak human consciousness.

#3. Ghost women are ready to settle down and get married. Out at 6pm, probably done with all their haunting and home before the witching hour even begins for some relaxation and couch time.

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I would debate that I’m not at my weakest socially at 3am, but more so any hour my brain is fully functional and trying its hardest to NOT be socially weak.

I would 100% agree that the human brain is least on guard early in the AM, coz early this morning when I rolled over to check my phone I watched this video of Australian tennis player Alex de Minaur being interviewed at the Australian Open and legit thought it was me before falling back asleep.

Later that morning when I woke up to tackle the day, there was a good 10 seconds where I convinced myself that I participated in the Australian Open.

Not only does this up-and-coming Australian tennis star look like me, but he even has the same squirrelly mannerisms.

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This weekend led me to a crossroads of, who am I?

Am a rising Australian tennis star getting wins in the Australian Open?

OR am I the next Eastern European soccer star/ international NBA draft pick thanks to my Russian barber giving me the hook-up on Euro-haircuts I don’t ask for?

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Even on my worst day I have a #1 news show on CNN. Everything is coming up Fipps Vibbs.