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<div class="oembed__wrapper"><div style="max-width:1333px"><div style="left:0;width:100%;height:0;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.2493%"><iframe src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/hciAfet?maxheight=750" style="border:0;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute" allowfullscreen scrolling="no" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media"></iframe></div></div></div><p>Is this whole long, boring, drawn out process gonna end soon?  Is Manny Machado gonna be the White Sox 3b on their next division champion?</p><p>No, he probably won’t even play this year.  Just sit the whole year out and take a stab at it next November instead.  MLB offseason/free agency is the absolute fucking worst.</p>

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