Devoted Catholic Colombian Woman Drops Out Of Nun Training To Sign A Contract To Do Porn With Bangbros

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NY POST - A former trainee nun is starting her professional porn career off with a bang by signing an exclusive deal with one of the biggest porn companies in the US.

Yudi Pineda, a devoted Catholic from Colombia, has signed a multi-scene deal with BangBros, a Miami-based studio.

Pineda made a name for herself in her home country when she left the convent where she was training to be a nun in order to become a cam girl, according to The Sun.


Delight yourself in the Lord, and he will give you the desires of your heart.

Psalm 37:4


I’d say a decade in a convent is sufficient time spent delighting in the Lord.  Credit to Him for keeping his end of the bargain.

Hey everyone considers a career change at one time or another. You get sick of sitting in a cubicle and want to go to a start-up. You join a start-up and the paychecks aren’t big enough and there are too many bean bag chairs so you want to go to a cubicle. You decide you’re not finding fulfillment in accounts receivable so you switch to operations manager. You’re bored of praising God and reading his scripture all day every day so you sign with BangBros to suck dick and get fucked professionally. We’ve all been through something close to one of these scenarios. Yudi Pineda is me, is you, is all of us.

Don’t ever let them put you in a box.

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I know Yudi was a little apprehensive of the move at first…

“At first I was feeling bad, but now I am fine with it,” Pineda told media in Colombia, according to The Sun. “I also feel good when I go to church. I never miss Friday prayers, Saturday meetings or Sunday Mass.”

…but think of all the good she will bring to the world now.  Countless teenagers holed up in their bedrooms with their blankets pulled up over their heads, Kleenex boxes on the nightstand and big smiles on their faces.  Hundreds of thousands of them tip tip tip-toeing down to the basement when their parents fall asleep to buffer some scenes on the family desktop.  Millions of men with religion fetishes due to some weird psychological development from their mom forcing them to go to Mass every Sunday – think about the pleasure they now get to experience due to Yudi’s work.  I honestly think God would be happy with it. Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will. (Romans 12:2).

Who knows, maybe they’ll even pick up a Bible for the first time to get more into the characters and the backstory.  The storylines are the hottest part.

I mean she’s already getting rave reviews from the BangBros executives-

“Her beauty, her raw sexuality and her desire to share that with her fans is something that we knew was extremely special,” McRae said. “Her first scene with us showcases not only her passion and sexuality but also her faith, as we collaborated with her to come up with a convent-based theme. … We have no doubt these scenes will make her a household name.”

Nothing better than when you take a risk and it pays off.  Good lesson for all the youngsters reading this: don’t pigeonhole yourself.  It doesn’t matter how long you spend studying or training for something.  There is no expiration date on following your dreams to put a habit on and get bukkaked.

When Romans tells you “Let us walk properly as in the daytime, not in orgies and drunkenness, not in sexual immorality and sensuality, not in quarreling and jealousy. But put on the Lord Jesus Christ, and make no provision for the flesh, to gratify its desires”:

PS,

Here’s the trailer that they mentioned in the top tweet that I almost embedded here before I watched it.  Gonna have to give you a good old NSFW link to it instead.


via NY Post